Some of my employees engage in what I call IDIOT BEHAVIOR. Here are my favorite examples of IDIOT BEHAVIOR that I had to deal with this past week. I know, I am being a bad boss for blogging about it but really....Come on people, why do you put me through the foolishness?
1. To the guy who comes to work drunk and he thinks I don't know; Oh but I do, and I'm gonna gettcha. Congrats! You're A Drunk Idiot.
2. To the newbie who thinks that I'm an IDIOT, and plays dumb in order to gain from the benefit of plausible inability, (I can't do my job becasue I don't know how because I am so dumb;BUT HE'S NOT!)...Hey Genius, I'm NOT an IDIOT, but you ARE FOR THINKING THAT I AM. Keep this up any longer and I am gonna stick dumb up your ass.
3. To the guy who tantrums and threatens to quit when I tell him that he needs to provide more direction for his team; Really?...Be a man, suck it up and stop being an IDIOT, you friggin baby.
4. Last but not least, to the guy who brought his daughter to work this morning and thinks that it is okay. Really, you think it is okay to bring your daughter to work? What crack are you smoking? Next time, get a baby-sitter, IDIOT.