Turd burglar: When you finally find an empty public restroom to take dump so massive it requires absolute solitude for deposit.....and then someone walks in while you are making the deposit. This will most usually happen to you when you are at work. I was right in the middle of making my morning toilet deposit when the guy from IT walked in causing my ass to hiccup and snap shut; IT guys are such turd buglars.
"when the guy from IT walked in causing my ass to hiccup and snap shut; IT guys are such turd buglars"
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Holy Turd, this post was HYSTERICAL!!!!
Since I won't (can't) take a poo at work, this has never happened to me thank god!
Thanks for the GREAT laugh, FG!
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lol funny thanks for the laugh
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